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oculousreparo:

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.



Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

fuck’n laughed at this for 15 mins straight oh my god

tonycantouchmyveil:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

A pop-up book

makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE

pleatedjeans:

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dendroica:

A sly orchid mantis is photographed blending into its surroundings to avoid predators. The mantis’ body parts even look like petals as its colour is almost a perfect match to the purple orchid. Thomas Marent captured this image in Malaysia.
Picture: Thomas Marent/Minden/Solent
(via Pictures of the day: 17 July 2013 - Telegraph)

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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bouffantofbaul:

littleorphanammo:

talix18:

jewlesthemagnificent:

corgisandboobs:

tastefullyoffensive:

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Yeah, a ‘Stop, What are You Doing, Stop Being Crazy’ drill would have been far more valuable in my twenties.

“stop, drop, learn how to make a budget and live within it”

Stop, Look At Who You Are Dating, Back Slowly Away.

Stop, Look at your life, Look at your choices

Stop. Just stop. What are you even doing. Stop it.

brustw4rze:

I’m fucking done